I am an Ironman!
Play this song as you read the race report to get the real race experience as they played it on repeat race morning!
First off everything that people say about how hard and epic Ironman is 100% true and to quote the Gringo Gassete Newspaper "That's a long ass way". (March edition)
Pre Race
Leading up to the race training went really well. I put a lot of the lessons I learned from 2012 into practice. I think the biggest difference was following the training program and not trying to do more or less. Just get it done. As the saying going "If at first you fail, trying doing what your coach told you the first time". I did a lot of Indoor riding and coaching spin classes. The positive vibe from the group is incredible. I can't say thank you enough to everyone who was a part of it. I rode a few indoor sessions on my own as per the photo below. I was also able to get out for a few longer outdoor rides for 3-4 hours and a tempo session for a total of 4 outdoor rides before race day. Two weeks before race day I started the taper and I felt fit for a 70.3 but really had no idea if I was prepared for an Ironman. A freaking IRONMAN! The unknown of doing my first Ironman really stressed me out. What does it feel to get off the bike? What does the back half of the marathon feel like? How easy is too fast? How many times will I have to pee? What does coke taste like after 10 litres of sugary beverages? Where should I get my Tattoo? (kidding)
| The latest bike technology Dura-Ace equipped? |
Race
I went into the race with the game plan to just get it done, go my pace and make sure I ran a good back half of the marathon. The whole purpose of the race was to feel out the distance in preparation for Challenge Penticton this summer. This way when some of my buddies from high school are watching and yell "Now's the time to dig deep" I can confident tell myself "Nope, we are only 2k into the marathon still plenty of time to get ugly".
Swim
I went into the race with the game plan to just get it done, go my pace and make sure I ran a good back half of the marathon. The whole purpose of the race was to feel out the distance in preparation for Challenge Penticton this summer. This way when some of my buddies from high school are watching and yell "Now's the time to dig deep" I can confident tell myself "Nope, we are only 2k into the marathon still plenty of time to get ugly".
Swim
While running a week before the race I saw Tom Evans out running and picked his
brain on all things Ironman. (This is the benefit of living in Penticton, no
matter how fast you go, there is always another guy in your neighborhood that
has gone faster) Tom's Advice was that "2 minutes slower in the swim
equals 12 minutes faster on the run". He echoed what Kevin had told
me and said that "whatever you do in the first bit of the swim sets the
tone for the rest of the day, if you go anaerobic in the swim it is hard to
back off". I took this approach knowing I could easily swim in the
chase pack. On the start line I was super chill. They were pumping some
heavy techno and saying something in Spanish that I think roughly translated to
"Let's hear it for all the Canadians in the Field. Can you Dig it!"
The gun went off and it may have been the multiple Reggae remixes of Adele’s
Set Fire to the Rain they pumped in warmup, or just the Ironman excitement but
I went out a touch harder than I had planned. I tried to stay latched on
the back of the front pack for the first 800m, realized this wasn’t the purpose
of the day, did a few backstrokes and settled in to the chase pack. I
swam in the back of the group for the rest of the swim, which due to the
current on the way home felt like eternity. During T2 I learned
from my last Mexican racing adventure and took the time to spray sunscreen on my
pasty body (see photo below). The Russian guy in my swim pack, whose skin
tone looked like he had been doing some heavy indoor training as well, evidently
did not stop for sunscreen judging by the purple hue of his skin after the
race. His deep red arms blinding white torso made him look like an
Austrian flag after the race.
| Mazatlan 2008 Sunburn |
Bike
| Bad-Ass Shimano Wheels |
I hoped on my bike climbed through what was apparently Jennifer Aniston's neighborhood
and got on to the Mexican highway. Coming into the race I thought that
the roads would be full of ruts and craters, but was thrilled to see that we
were on a beautifully paved highway for the entire race! I stuck to my
plan of riding my own watts and letting the other guys ride up the
road. Looking back I was proud of riding alone especially after reading
this from famed triathlon coach Brett Sutton describing the bike course in
Cabo: “the downhills were long and not
steep so a one man hammering was no match for the on-coming groups of
riders especially when the groups had bike monsters in them.” I
wanted to make sure I rode my pace, so I just hunkered down in the aerobars and
put my nose to the wind for the duration of the race. I felt great riding at my
planned watts, though the unknown of how does one feel in the last hour of an
Ironman was weighing heavily on my mind. At around the 130k mark there
was a tent set up with people watching and blaring music "You make me feel
like....I've been locked out of heaven... For too Long ohhhh ong".
They sparked some positive energy and got me feeling awesome. There may have
been some dancing…and singing. After the last turnaround by the airport there
was a 10km section into a strong headwind. At that point in the race the
aero position felt all kinds of uncomfortable to maintain, and I have
never been so happy for a hill just so I could sit up. After the race my
forearms had huge lumps from the aerobars that made it look like I had gone
five round Jon Jones or GSP.
Run
Run
| Rocking the Ryders Via |
I found out what it feels like to run off the bike in an Ironman, it feels like you have over-biked a Half Ironman. Coming from the Penticton winter I knew staying cool would be especially important given the 30+ degree heat. They were handing out 500ml bags of water that you rip open with your teeth. I grabbed as many as I could and dumped them all over myself. I figure I must have grabbed at least 100 bags by the time it was all said and done. I also rocked an Asics French Foreign Legion style hat. As goofy as I looked during the race I looked even stranger trying it out in Penticton with temperatures close to freezing. I ran in the Asics Fuji Racer and wore socks and was thrilled to not have any issues with blisters the entire race. The run course was three laps and the last 2 miles included a cruel double out and back section before you headed to the finish. On this section I saw Maik Twelsiak up the road and thought I might be able to put in a strong finish to catch him. I made the pass with only about 600m to go and the thrill of moving into 4th and finishing my first Ironman had me super excited and jacked up when I crossed that finish line. I found out what that back half or the marathon feels like. It was pure suffering for about 25k. Not running fast just suffering. With about 10k to go I had to keep telling myself, "Whatever you do, don't walk, just keep running".
Post-race
The post-race euphoria lasted about 10 minutes and then it
hit me. I felt like death, I thought for sure I was going to throw up or
pass out. I jumped in the cold tub, and laid down on the ground for a
while and questioned whether I would want to do another Ironman. It’s
amazing how short your memory is as about a few hours after the race you think,
That wasn’t so bad. When you wake up the
next morning, Sign me up!! Let’s do that again!
The post-race massage was amazing! It was about an hour long and two
girls massaged you at the same time. You would have to pay a lot of money
for that at the topless sports bar across the street from our Condo!
The next day I woke up feeling surprisingly good. We spent a
lot of time walking around, going to the beach, and eating. I hoped on the bike
for 30 minutes just to flush out my legs. By Tuesday I was on a flight back to
Canada because if I had stayed in Mexico any longer I would have gone soft. And
I missed my girlfriend Sophia and our dog Oslo (sometimes it’s her dog,
sometimes it’s ours…depends if he’s dug a hole in the yard or not). I went for
my first run on Wednesday and felt great. With the advice of Kevin, I’m keeping
things light and easy for the next few weeks; doing one or two things a day for
about an hour. I’m also getting everything done that I said, “I’ll do that
after the Ironman.”
Overall I had an awesome experience and was thrilled to finish in 4th place in 8:37. More importantly I am glad I was able to
stick to the plan and have an enjoyable first Ironman. I am so stoked on the
distance and excited to do another one. It’s fair to say I’m hooked.
| Oslo and I on the ride home from the Airport |
Here’s what I ate during the day:
Breakfast
2 Vanilla Crisp PowerBars
3 Packs of maple brown Sugar instant Oatmeal
1 bottle PowerBar Perform
45 minutes before
1 bottle Powerbar perform with 1 heaping scoop of Pre-race energy drink
Bike
3 Bottles of Ironman Perform
3 Powergels
2 bottles of Water
6 Bottles of on-course Gatorade
Run
4 Powergels + water to wash down gels
Gatorade and or Coke at every aid station = A LOT!
Gatorade and or Coke at every aid station = A LOT!
Post-Race
Topingless pizza and delicious Tacos (Beef, Shrimp,
Chicken...)
Thanks to Orbea, Orca, Shimano, Pro, Powerbar,The Bike Barn, Kevin Cutjar,
Ryders Eyewear, Asics, EVOC, and everyone else who has helped me have
the opportunity to compete. Flying West Jet with the EVOC Bike Bag I only had to pay a $20 bike fee each way!
I’ll finish with a Cabo Legend. The 5th Beatle himself Mr Gordo
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